The Best of Conrad Wroth From Podcasts To Facebook Posts: A Very Loud Voice

Conrad Wroth dressed as his iconic character, Sinrad, standing with President Donald Trump. This photo is a fan-made Photoshop.

I’ve wanted to write something for ages that would be in-depth, proper, respectable, and of course, as funny as can be, about a fellow comedian and friend, Conrad Wroth. In the introduction for this blog, I must state that Conrad Wroth is a highly private person, while having been in the public eye to various degrees over the years I’ve known him. For this soft journalism or memoir writing style, out of common courtesy, I’ll primarily refer to him by his stage name, Conrad Wroth.  Interestingly, Conrad Wroth has always had an almost non-existent digital footprint. In many ways, that’s both a positive and a negative. This article is being presented as a showcase of the best Conrad Wroth has to offer, while still trying to respect his privacy.

The best place to start this blog is to discuss what needs to be adequately showcased about Conrad Wroth. One of Conrad Wroth's noteworthy appearances was being featured on Mike Vecchione’s podcast, hosted on Gas Digital Network, which is still available on that network. By the end of this podcast’s run, Mike Vecchione renamed it to “Investigates."

When Mike Vecchione was actively involved in hosting this podcast, once the podcast’s live streaming broadcast on Gas Digital Network was over for the day, he would have all his booked guests stay for an after-session. He would then produce and upload a series of minute-long videos to YouTube, titled “Distasteful Jokes—No Disrespect,” for promotional purposes. Conrad Wroth’s video in Mike Vecchione’s series of shorts said, “A distasteful joke with Conrad Roth.” 

Over the years that I have personally known Conrad Wroth, I have booked him multiple times on my podcast, Let Us Be Idiots.  If anything, Conrad Wroth’s biggest breakout appearance was when he was booked on The Greg & Rob Podcast. The clip of Conrad Wroth at his most vitriolic on a podcast was a highly listened-to episode of The ORIGINAL ARCHIVE SERIES of The Greg & Rob Podcast—the video clip is of Conrad Wroth yelling on full blast at everyone in the room. I also produced this clip for “The Greg & Rob Podcast” and uploaded it to YouTube. I still have the original date in my documents, which was first published on YouTube on February 23, 2019. Providing the reader with copied and pasted information from the video will begin abruptly with a “rant from Conrad Wroth.”  What may be disruptive and disturbing to some... 

This clip belongs to the full-length episode titled, “ORIGINAL SERIES ARCHIVE: Ep. 63 - The 2nd Meeting of the Straight White Males And Matteo Pascale (Conrad Roth, James Pontillo, And Ryan Pappazian)” 

The best video clips representing Conrad Wroth can be found on YouTube, starting with a video clip of Conrad Wroth doing stand-up comedy at The Platform. I have always found Conrad Wroth to be an excellent joke writer; this clip effectively demonstrates his comedic talent. The joke is titled “Celebrate the Similarities Joke.”

The second section of this blog post begins by demonstrating and presenting what I deem to be Conrad Wroth's best Facebook posts. These posts will not be shown as screenshots, but in the style of The Little Red Book Quotations of Conrad Wroth.

Starting in March 2018, “You condescend to wrestling because it's fake. But you think comedy is real. You thought-stunted, wet sandwich. It's all an ACT!!!”

June 2018, “Roast Battles. Because even comedians need a safe space to break balls.”

July 2018, “Biography:

Conrad Roth is the most dangerous comedian in New York City. Not only is he educated, physically intimidating, and verbally aggressive, but he is rich beyond imagination. Raised in a wealthy family, there was never a lack of resources, influence, or access to stifle Conrad's destiny of becoming the world's most feared entertainer.”

August 2018, “I'm in London performing comedy everyday for a month.

More importantly, I'm gaining experiences and wisdom to destroy my enemies.”

September 2018, “The greatest villain of the 21st century.

See you in your nightmares.”

November 2019, “American Psycho.

Less of a costume, more of who I really am.”

March 2020, “After all this mess is over, I hope all of my enemies have become so broke that they can no longer afford to live in New York City.

At which point, because I'm rich, I will offer them each financial assistance to restore their lifestyle and they will walk around indebted to me forever.”

April 2020, “Spoiler Alert: Sinbad makes an appearance in The Last Dance.”

July 2025, “Oh btw, I was in a coma since August 18, 2022. I just woke up

April 21, 2025.”

“You're all still the same.”

“Dorks.”

This blog post's destination is where things start to feel twisted. In the summer of 2018, Conrad Wroth developed a character and alter ego known as Sinrad. During the 2020 global COVID-19 pandemic, Conrad Wroth was a guest on my podcast, Let Us Be Idiots. He mentioned over the phone, during that episode, that he had spent several thousand US dollars on clothes for the character Sinrad. To begin, I need to quote Sinrad, straight from the source, “SinRAD wanna know. How you gonna do construction on Big Ben (and that other thing) when SinRAD in town?”

Moving forward, by quoting Sinrad again, “SinRAD wanna know. Ladies! What y'all talkin about on those CELLPHONES?”

This blog post has gone on long enough. To close out this digitally written wild ride, it will end with a video of SinRAD’s set, captured a few years back when The Creek & The Cave was still in Queens, New York. Lastly, this stand-up comedy set of SinRAD is available on YouTube.